Christmas Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

Additionally, I wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of

other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that our country is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wisher.

(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

en: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
fr: Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année !
es: ¡Feliz Navidad y un próspero Año Nuevo!
gl: Bo Nadal e un próspero Ano Novo!
nl: Prettige Kerstdagen en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar!
ga: Nollaig shona duit agus Athbhliain faoi mhaise duit!
pl: Wesołych świąt i szczęśliwego Nowego Roku!
pt: Bom Natal e um próspero Ano Novo!